JUST AN IMPORTANT VIDEO FULL OF SURPRISES
anonymous asked: yo asshole, why do you hate white people?
I dated a white girl one time and she said it was ok.
Anjan Contractor’s 3D food printer might evoke visions of the “replicator” popularized in Star Trek, from which Captain Picard was constantly interrupting himself to order tea. And indeed Contractor’s company, Systems & Materials Research Corporation, just got a six month, $125,000 grant from NASA to create a prototype of his universal food synthesizer.
it’s finally happening
thank you science
I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.
yes to all of this
how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body
Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.
i wish that they’d sweep down in a country lane
late at night when I’m driving
take me on board their beautiful ship
show me the world as i’d love to see it
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- Kanye West
- Nicki Minaj
- 50 Cent
- Lil B
- A$AP Rocky
- Fat Joe
- Queen Latifah
Please stop fucking acting like Macklemore is this special snowflake for being a rapper who supports gay marriage. I know yall love to pretend that black people are homophobes, so obviously the music we make must be homophobic, but that is bullshit and Wacklemore is not the first rapper to publicly support gay marriage.
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Remember this brown girl.
okay, so asami is a mermaid because she swans about the ocean all day laughing and racing sharks and being overly sweet to seagulls and having disturbingly arousing sharp teeth but sometimes she wraps her tail around herself in the cold deep of the ocean and she misses her mother, who taught her how to gut a fish with her hands
and korra is a human girl also THE AVATAR or maybe just a waterbender idc and she RUNS and SWIMS and is sheer dynamic physicality, dang, her freestyle stroke cuts through the water like nothing else, dang, her grin is obscene, and her eyes are bright and she sees asami in the water, and she loves her, and she loves her, and her overtures of courtship are bold and weird and a little awkward but stridingly confident and asami laughs at her, she makes asami smile so warmly, this girl, this human girl
and they have splash fights and asami holds korra’s hands and pulls her under to show her asami’s mermaid shit idk and korra surfaces spouting water like a whale and asami grins and twines around her legs underwater and then they somehow bang on a sunny rock the end